Dirk “Garfoose” Hayhurst Speaks Out

Posted August 31st, 2012 by Tom Owens and filed in Dirk Hayhurst, Garfoose, Mister Garfoose
Was it his books, or
this 2011 A&G making
Dirk a must-have for
collectors? Don’t expect
to see many of these
signed in the near future!

Former pitcher Dirk Hayhurst has thrown a brushback.

As first reported on www.sportscollectors.net, the author of two baseball memoirs isn’t happy about his acclaim as a TTM autograph signer. Fed up with mail to his home address, he announced to Twitterdom that he’s trashing all future requests from fans and collectors sent to his house.

I hate to think of any current or former player going to war with our hobby. I wrote to volunteer as a peacekeeper. Here’s his reply: 

“Thank you for writing.

The address you’ve found in the white pages in not my address. It’s my parents. The address that was posted online in a card-centric chat room IS my address. My address was unlisted, at least I thought it was…

I did write all that stuff you’ve mentioned below. Yes, I realize that a little digging can yield anyone’s address, but the fact of the matter is, I’m not giving it out and I don’t condone other’s giving it away with instructions to send me whatever because I’ll sign it and return it. As I’ve said, I’m not against autographs or collectors. I don’t even care about dealers or hunters or sellers. I just don’t want things showing up at my address via an address I did not in good conscience provide to the sender. Furthermore, I vend signed books separately, as well as Garfoose’d items—90% of the time for charities and relief causes. I’m looking into other options for card seekers and what not, but, and pardon me for being crass, it’s not at the top of my priority list at the moment.

If people want to reach me, my contact information is on my website. That is the means I’ve made available. I will not accommodate requests sent to my now fully public address at this time.

I appreciate your concern in this matter, but I feel I should have the right to handle this the way I see fit for the moment.

Thank you for your time, best wishes.

Mr. Garfoose


@theGarfoose on Twitter”
What lesson did I take from all this? Even seemingly-positive remarks can be misinterpreted by someone worried about being taken for granted. Post something about another person online, and chances are great that the aforementioned will read it,  too.
Coming Monday: An update from pitcher Larry Gura!

Will Sing For Food…Or Autographs!

Posted August 29th, 2012 by Tom Owens and filed in Senior League, Steve Katzenmeyer, www.sportscollectors.net
Don’t know this cool set? I
found lots of singles
at www.baseballcardsoutlet.com.

I’ll say it again. I think it’s worth repeating:

Think of what you’re giving, not just what you should be getting.

Sure, your autograph might not appeal to a former player. There’s still ways to get noticed. It’s possible to convince someone of your sincerity.

Enter Steve Katzenmeyer, who is working to get the 121-card Elite Senior League card set (circa 1990) signed.

Don’t remember the short-lived baseball brainstorm, the idea of an Old-Timer’s Day taken seriously? Check out this summary from www.baseball-reference.com. Go on, we’ll wait for you.

Welcome back. Neat stuff, huh? Now, back to Steve’s story. He wrote:

“I’m a music teacher and musician, so I’ve written and recorded, “It Was The Senior League”, made 10 cds, sent one to each of the 10 with “Song About You Enclosed”, autographed each CD, and put a sticky note on each CD case that says, “If you like the song, will you please sign my card?”. Plus a SASE.”

Through his last update on the www.sportscollectors.net website, Steve reports that he’s down to needing only 13 signed cards. The toughest of the tough may be cracking under Steve’s musical pitch.

Steve hasn’t gotten any reviews back from former players. Frustratingly, autograph signers don’t send back notes saying, “I signed your request because…”

I hope Steve keeps writing, singing and collecting. He’s doing all three quite well.

Coming Friday: The curious case of Dirk Hayhurst.

Don’t Forget Baseball’s Team Trainers!

Kyle Smego’s hobby legwork
yielded a return letter filled with
impressive baseball memories.

Don’t “he never” yourself out of a great collection.

For instance:

He never starred anywhere.

He never played in the majors.

He never played ANYWHERE.

Never say never. Behind that little-known name might be some classic baseball tales.

Kyle Smego, the driving force behind the “Autograph Addict” website, found that out when he acquired some vintage minor league cards. Being a true collector, he contacted EVERYONE in the set.

One of the classiest responses came from a 1980 El Paso Diablos team trainer.

Don Smelser was in the right place at the right time. He saw Tom Brunansky flirt with an epic five homers in one game. Smelser watched “The Famous Chicken” make his minor league debut, being a part of some now-classic routines. For days off, Smelser found a Hall of Famer for a golf buddy, pitcher-turned-coach Warren Spahn.

Kyle reaped this history bonanza through kindness. He began his letter offering to snare an extra card for Smelser, if the former trainer didn’t have one. A good lesson for us all: think about what you’re giving, not just what you hope to be getting.

Well done, Kyle!

Coming Wednesday: Remember the short-lived Senior League? One collector is getting tough autographs for a “song.”