|BOO! Scary airbrushing!
The facsimile autograph
Today is about how much you get, right? Or, how much you give? As in, so many kids trick-or-treated here, there’s no candy left for me!
Here’s another take on giving and getting.
I’ll never forget sitting on the couch with my dad, watching the Oakland-Cincinnati World Series. He fell off the couch laughing his a– off (yes, it’s hard to sit without one of those!) when Johnny Bench fell for the fake intentional walk.
I wrote to Dick Williams long before he was a Hall of Famer, long before he charged for autographs. I never asked for an autograph. I just wanted him to have another perspective on the classic moment.
I related my dad’s comments. I thanked him for making my dad laugh.
Dick sent back an Expos postcard of himself, thanking ME for a great story. He added a note that Rollie Fingers later told him he hadn’t seen that play work since Little League!
As I watched this World Series with my wife, she saw a close-up of Tim Lincecum.
“He looks like a sad Pee-wee Herman before he pitches.”
As oh-so-dramatic Joe Buck recounted upcoming Giants batters, my wife asked for a clarification.
“His name is Hunter Pence? I thought Joe Buck called him UNDERPANTS.”
Future letters? Hmmm…
All I know is that humor can make a difference!
Signed in 1953, the left-hander won 15 games and a Tri-State ERA title his first year as a pro. Kipp missed most of 1954-55 in the Army, only to distinguish himself with a team-leading 20 wins for the 1956 Montreal Royals. His teammates included Sparky Anderson and Dick Williams, who watched Kipp snatch league Rookie of the Year honors.
After a one-game debut with the 1957 Brooklyn Dodgers, Kipp joined the team in Los Angeles. His season in the sun came in 1958, going 6-6 in 40 appearances.
Kipp had mixed feelings about the team’s Los Angeles home, the made-for-football Coliseum.
How did he feel in the “ballpark” with a left field screen just 250 feet away begging for home runs?
“I didn’t get to pitch a lot (there), due to being left-handed,” Kipp wrote. Still, his assessment of manager Walter Alston took only two words:
Ironically, Kipp relished swinging the bat in Los Angeles and elsewhere. His 9-for-36 offense wasn’t typical for any pitcher.
“The first time up in the Coliseum,” Kipp remembered, “I hit one off the screen in short left-center.”
After a partial season with the 1959 Dodgers, Kipp’s big-league days ended with an abbreviated stay with the 1960 Yankees. Without the interruption for military service, without being buried in the talent-deep Dodgers farm system, the Kansas lefty’s fortunes may have been far different.