|Never a pretty autograph…|
Mark Mulder, one of your baseball analysts, needs a little help analyzing collectors.
For years, someone has been defacing Mark Mulder cards, cards many collectors cherish. Vandals? Nope. The culprits may be Mark’s ma and pa.
A rubber-stamped reply is NOT an autograph. One collector tweeted Mr. Mulder, who replied:
ha sorry. Think my parents do that”
This doesn’t make the non-reply have any special value. I don’t care if the family pet has been trained to hold the rubber-stamp in its teeth! The result isn’t REAL! Some collectors have noticed a slight variation in the rubber-stamp, as if the parents each have a slightly different version. Or, one has a worse aim? Either way, still a disappointment.
Collectors have more respect for someone who sends cards back blank, or someone who just brands RTS (Return to Sender) on the envelope. This way, no cards are harmed in this abbreviated interaction.
Meanwhile, I’d rather listen to the analysis of another Mulder, Agent Mulder from X-Files. I hope the former player will, too. That character’s motto:
“The Truth Is Out There.”